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  <title>talking to you is like chewing on razorblades</title>
  <subtitle>Fuck you</subtitle>
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    <name>Slice up and not Across</name>
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  <updated>2005-09-11T15:46:20Z</updated>
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    <title>Just  thought you'd like to know...</title>
    <published>2005-09-11T15:46:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-11T15:46:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/fullhousekids.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're doing fine.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:23583</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-09-05T23:08:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-06T04:15:43Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-06T04:15:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://members.aol.com/chrispyk16/frylock.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://members.aol.com/chrispyk16/shake.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://members.aol.com/chrispyk16/carl.gif"&gt;&lt;img src="http://members.aol.com/chrispyk16/meatwad.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my friends.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:23478</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-09-01T07:36:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-01T12:40:54Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-01T12:40:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://detox.no/images2/grimon_birdgirl.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are you the polaroid you once thought you were?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:23191</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-08-31T16:32:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-31T20:36:48Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-31T20:36:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.minusconscience.com/temporary_storage/televators.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:22776</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-08-05T16:22:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-05T21:26:57Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-05T21:26:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;It's not over till the tremulant sings&lt;br /&gt;These ides of march&lt;br /&gt;Are they so make believe&lt;br /&gt;How tempts the revenant&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Slice up and not across&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;could you ever belive me?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:22500</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-08-02T22:44:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-03T03:47:44Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-03T03:47:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://billtmiller.com/tmv/tmv_avalon_btm_3425z.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:22181</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-07-26T18:06:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-26T23:10:57Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-26T23:10:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">movies have become background noise in love scenes inside of love nests.  cuddle closer i can feel it crawling around underneath us but next to us is the sighed breath of relief.   sheesh.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:21917</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-07-02T00:22:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-02T05:27:37Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-02T05:27:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">These times we face, faced south to each other &lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper301/stills/3673o25f.jpg"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:21572</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-06-07T03:16:00</title>
    <published>2005-06-07T08:21:03Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-07T08:23:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm in New Mexico right now.   The benjamins new house is amazing.  It's huge and is like designed from old mexican arctitexture or however you spell it.  The veiw from anywhere near this house (especially on the roof) is phenominal.  You can see all of Las Crusas and maybe even some of el paso on clear nights.  I wish amanda we're because it's the kind thing i'd like to stare at for hours with someone next to me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the air is amazing, it's hot but not like in maryland.  it's dry and glorious and everything i needed it to be.  a nice break from life where we can relive past glories and work twards future glories. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mike looks great now.  He's tall as all hell and he only eats veggies now.  Crazy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think i'm about done with livejournal.  Like she says i only use it to write nonsence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;party it up, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;....right?</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-06-05T10:45:00</title>
    <published>2005-06-05T15:49:45Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-05T15:49:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">HECTIC HECTIC&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mars Volta &lt;br /&gt;JUNE 8th&lt;br /&gt;El Paso, Texas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See you later suckers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watch out, cause when i get back...&lt;br /&gt;THE MOTHER FUCKIN BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!&lt;br /&gt;FEAR NOT! YOUR HORSE AND CARRIAGE AWAIT!</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-20T00:18:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-20T05:23:24Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-20T05:23:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It has been a freidnly welcome that the 19th year arrived to.  The lack of restful thoughts and glorious situations has taken it's toll on this clunky head but none the less those nights of hollow lying and regretfully watching the sunrise has now been giving a push in the correct direction.  i now have a handheld  life style rolling hard keepin deep sheds light on my dark empty nights gives my mind a chance to be someone else, even if it is only a game.  thanks.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:20910</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-16T23:13:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-17T04:14:31Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-17T04:14:31Z</updated>
    <content type="html">happy birthday to me.</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-14T16:31:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-14T21:33:45Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-15T02:52:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/areyousickofthisyet.gif"&gt;?</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-10T23:58:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-11T04:59:45Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-11T04:59:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Ps. I don't sleep anymore.  I think i may kill myself.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chewingonrazors:20170</id>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-10T23:26:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-11T04:31:45Z</published>
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    <content type="html">lushious lush's can't break away from the scabs that hold them tightly.  working on a new vice he stumbles across this trio of roses.  one was named david, he was the shortest and most playful. the others didn't give any names, they just waved from side to side swaying with the convictions of his convulsions.  she was quite convincing if i do say so myself.  it almost felt like i was really there.  it is of course elementary to belive in such mischief.  can you go fuck yourself?  I've tried and to no avail he answered so harshly.  go to hell, go fuck yourself, eat shit, die DIE &lt;b&gt;DIE&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-07T12:59:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-07T18:09:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-07T18:10:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">don't look back, just keep runing, through marshes that weep sweet revenge... or is it avenge the loss of that grip that you held so tightly through the night. mourning. morning.  hello again, i heard her whisper beside the cold metal links. i've been lost here before but so many luss ago.  can we take back the seeds?  a once forgotten shallow being raises his brow.  blood sweat and tears all mixed into one glass.  drink up, it won't last long.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;can you read? will we die? could you see?  don't let it inside.</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-05T21:38:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-06T02:42:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-06T02:42:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I could you a smile, could you?  &lt;br /&gt;Care-of, mitch hedberg.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;+ "My favorite kind of door is a screen door, cause it is always open, just not to mosquitos" &lt;br /&gt;+ "I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others". &lt;br /&gt;+ "If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."&lt;br /&gt;+ "I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."&lt;br /&gt;+ " I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-02T09:00:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-02T15:02:15Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-02T15:02:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">god doesn't wake up &lt;i&gt;this&lt;/i&gt; on a saturday.  not even to save a church full of nuns thats on fire.  no more sleeping with the fan on.</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-04-01T12:58:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-01T19:01:37Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-01T19:01:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Wow, so yeah, belive it or not, and yes i know i can't spell, It looks like I'm starting my own Web Site Design/Office set-up business.  I'm meeting with my very first clients in about an hour.  Some Security agency wants me create a site for them and set up networking capibilites in their office.  I'm pumped. www.tarsiermedia.com will up and running shortly bitches.</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-03-31T17:02:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-31T23:07:54Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-07T18:13:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">lots of time with amanda lately.&lt;br /&gt;we grilled steak right after we woke up today.&lt;br /&gt;went to the store, bought two steaks and some noodles and fucking grilled.&lt;br /&gt;this past week has been nice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wearing thin a promise seems to fall out of the darkness pale faces show rocking back and forth to the singing of the morning bird who sits in mourning the loss of all to come and go weeping forth to such great heights we float like feathers wincing at the bright tomb of self inflicted happiness and glory in the name of walking through clouds the sky tags you / youngest before / your it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wrote that yesterday.</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-03-21T14:27:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-21T20:30:40Z</published>
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    <content type="html">I give up.  Take it away Mr. Pink Floyd...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Hello.&lt;br /&gt;Is there anybody in there?&lt;br /&gt;Just nod if you can hear me.&lt;br /&gt;Is there anyone home?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is no pain, you are receding.&lt;br /&gt;A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.&lt;br /&gt;You are only coming through in waves.&lt;br /&gt;Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re sayin’.&lt;br /&gt;When I was a child I had a fever.&lt;br /&gt;My hands felt just like two balloons.&lt;br /&gt;Now I got that feeling once again.&lt;br /&gt;I can’t explain, you would not understand.&lt;br /&gt;This is not how I am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;I have become comfortably numb.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-03-21T11:13:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-21T17:14:53Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://rolodex.free.fr/photos/group10.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'nuff said.</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-03-18T11:31:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-18T17:32:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-18T17:32:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">eat your heart out cali rose.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/guillotinesings/cfdc2750.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/guillotinesings/e41043ef.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what has come over me?</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-03-17T10:49:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-17T16:50:53Z</published>
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    <content type="html">Looks like I'm taking getting fit seriouly nnow.  I ran for 20 minuets this morning.  Thats a long time considering i haven't run anywhere at all for the last 3 years.  After coming back i did sit ups and push ups and lifted weights.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She says "ew" and "gross" now, but wait until her boyfriend looks like brad pitt or something.  Dizamn.</content>
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    <title>chewingonrazors @ 2005-03-14T17:13:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-14T23:14:42Z</published>
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    <content type="html">I made her laugh a lot today.  That's kinda cute.</content>
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